A fantasy you dream by yourself is just a fantasy. A fantasy that is REAL life is the INTERNATIONAL SNOW QUEEN PAGEANT.
Come deal with it professionally on AUG 3rd. You’re gonna have so much fun you’ll put your best friend in a headlock and ram a pencil in your own eyeball because you just can’t take it anymore! These aren’t just metaphors. THIS IS REAL TALK.
Let’s be straight forward about this. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT UNTIL WE GIVE IT TO YOU. This event is like the APPLE COMPUTERS of pageants!
Enter to win (or just witness) the very-few-rules-and-bribery-is-encouraged spectacle that is the Inaugural International Watermelon Snow Queen Pageant!!!!!
Come out for a night of exquisite talent, performance, watermelon snow, local celebrity judges (Jim Stacy, Michi Meko, Nhan Lee, Jessamine Starr, and T Lang), emcee Mike "Seed Spitter" Stasny, and much much much much more!
Winner to receive:
Free Watermelon Snow from for life, Bragging rights, The Watermelon Snow Queen Crown & Sash, Glory!!!!!
Taco•Taco will be served by 8 arm (a Nhan Lee and Angus Brown production)
Order of Events:
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM - Registration
6:00 PM - Doors Open
6:30 PM - Pageant Begins
9:00 PM - Crowning Ceremony, Winner Announced
21+ / Boys, girls, non-binary, and groups are encouraged to enter. Entry Form here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oTde6c2PlI1eVlP1Uh6pfQVPQOPLKG6bBPt3nkNkKWo/viewform